Sexual frustration, you say?

dirtyberd:

I get this question so many times a day and I’m reluctant to answer because I feel like it’s hard to describe specifically but I’ll take a go at it.

I think most of it is just doing what comes to you naturally! The best part about being on top is that you are in control, you decide how hard, fast, or slow it goes. When I first get on top, I start on my knees and I always rub the tip up and down me, to get him lubricated but also because it feels fucking awesome for me. Then, slowly, I’ll put the tip in then stop. Go up and down a little bit but not all the way down. Take it out again if you’re in a cheeky/teasing mood and rub him around your clit. Then when you both can’t stand it any longer take him in, all the way.

You can “ride” up and down, swirl your hips around in a circle, back and forth, or do a sort of belly dancer “s” which is my personal favourite. You can move your hips while going up and down OR while he’s all the way inside of you, just chillin. Do what feels good for you. He’s probably going to love it all. Just imagine from his perspective; he gets to just lie down, relax, and watch while a hot babe rides him.

It’s important to just LET GO. Don’t worry about your tummy jiggling or how your boobies look. You confidence is going to drive him crazy. If you want, lean down and grab onto him or smooch him. If you want, sit up tall and proud. If you want, lean back and put your hands on his legs so he can really see all of you (and it’s a great g-spot angle). If you want, touch yourself. Touch him. Talk dirty. Eat spaghetti. DO WHAT YOU WANT GIRL. 

If your legs hurt, switch positions. It’s good exercise though so don’t give up right away. It will leave you with that awesome sore feeling the next day that reminds you of what a Dirty Berd you were the night before. It’s a feeling I know and love. 

If you’re feeling adventurous, get up on your feet. I call it “froggy” but I’m not sure if that’s the right name. It’s a little harder on your legs but if you can pull it off it will feel amazing for both of you. Reverse froggy is zee best, it’s one of my faves.

Speaking of reverse, PUT THAT ASS IN REVERSE. At any point when you’re on top you feel like, “Man I bet he wants to see my delicious bum bouncing up and down,” just turn the fuck around and do it. Be careful because he might want to marry you though. When doing reverse cowgirl, you can lean forward or back just like regular cowgirl.

Yeehaw, and good luck.